Mafia About to Make Bank on Black Market COVID-19 Vaccines

So this week INTERPOL put out a notice about organized crime likely attempting to steal the incoming Covid-19 vaccines. Of course they will. These vaccines are like liquid gold. Alcohol during the Prohibition wasn’t as popular as these vaccines will be. (Before you say anything, I know. Prohibition references in back-to-back blogs is a little weird, but both seemed to fit.) The black market for these vaccines will be insane. They’ll be shipping the cases in Brinks trucks.

But if the Mafia (or whatever enterprising organization) is smart about this, they’ll put all their efforts into stealing a shipment. They really just need one. Doesn’t matter how many doses they actually acquire, they just need an actual theft that gets widely reported. Because you know what that does? It legitimizes their product. If you steal a box of vaccines, say a hundred or so, you can literally sell millions of fake vaccines around the world. No one is going to do the math on how those vaccines happened to find their way to whatever rinky-dink town they live in. If the person selling them has even the slightest hint of a mob connection, it’s believable that the syringe they are selling must be an authentic vaccine. There is no telling how much money could be made from selling fake vaccines in the next few months once it’s reported that legitimate ones have been stolen.

What’s that? You think people wouldn’t risk taking a vaccine from unknown source?

An 18 year old fake doctor with his own medical offices.

An Oklahoma man pretended to be surgeon to perform illegal castration.

A fake plastic surgeon performed breast implant surgery in his house.

So yeah, people are crazy. It would really be nice of the organized crime factions to so this one out. Let the vaccines get out so everything can get back to normal.

But…

-Kip